“Dear Santa Paws,
I was a very good dog this year.  Well….I was good MOST of the time.   Um….okay, so maybe I misbehaved more often than I should have.  Hey, give me a break Santa, I’m just a puppy!  Will you still bring me new toys for Christmas?  Even if I ate your cookies?  I promise I will try and be a better dog next year!
Woof, Ozzy”